Here's where I REALLY show my geek hand. Pokémon and Doctor Who are two of my biggest guiltless pleasures, and they have a lot in common: obviously, Poké Balls use Time Lord technology, and I know I'm not the only one who nicknamed their Dialga "Doctor". Here are the top 5 Whoniverse (Doctor Who and Torchwood) villains/monsters that could kick Charizard's ass.
#5. Daleks
Species: EXTERMINATE
Ability: Intimidate
Move Set: Metal Sound, Hyper Beam, Imprison, Iron Defense
PokéDex entry: Daleks have only one goal: exterminate everything that is not a Dalek. They have occasionally been domesticated.
#4. Cybermen
Species: Upgrade
Ability: Download
Move Set: Flash Cannon, Magnet Bomb, Attack Order, Iron Head
PokéDex entry: Part human but devoid of all emotion due to an inhibitor signal. Disabling this signal may cause regression into humanity.
#3. 456
Species: Addict
Ability: Stench
Move Set: Leech Life, Supersonic, Gastro Acid, Poison Gas
PokéDex entry: 456 uses soundwaves to communicate with its allies and control its foes. It sprays a sickening acid.
#2. Weeping Angels
Species: Statue
Ability: Rock Head
Move Set: AncientPower, Mind Reader, Protect, Glare
PokéDex entry: The Weeping Angels appear as statues when observed and only come to life when your back is turned. Blinking during encounters is not recommended.
#1. Adipose
Species: Diet
Ability: Gluttony, Thick Fat
Move Set: Cute Charm, Stockpile, Spit Up, Swallow
PokéDex entry: Adipose is born from the fatty parts of lazy, overweight Earthlings. Its squishy-soft exterior charms foes into letting their guard down.
ok I know technically the Adipose aren't villains but argh so cute
ReplyDeleteThis is quite possibly the best blog post in the history of the internet. (I may be biased given that I also love Pokemon and Dr.Who)
ReplyDeletelol, thank you. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is bloody brilliant. I LOVE that the Weeping Angels are included. They're my favorite villains ever ever, Whoniverse or otherwise.
ReplyDeleteI must share this with all my Who and Pokemon fans!
Hehe, thanks! I actually got the idea after watching the two recent Weeping Angels episodes. ;D
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